Comments on: My Favorite Disney One-Liners

By: erin stough

erin stough — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 12:02:53 +0000

I love the quote from Muppets 3D that Becky posted!! That is one of my favorites and always makes me laugh!!

By: elbug10

elbug10 — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 20:45:32 +0000

So many to choose from! I miss the old TTA spiel where they told you to “please keep all forward facing arms, legs, tentacles and antenae in the car at all times”.

Also the Jungle Cruise “Pair of Docks/pair of dorks” and the story about being left on IASW as a child ending up as a JC skipper.

And I don’t know about Mak’s favorite line from the cruise was but mine was “We’re On Vacation!” Also, when Hades is going through his options for villians to call for help in “Villians Tonight” and dismisses Darth Vader as “too new to the family”

By: Angie Carreiro

Angie Carreiro — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 01:56:42 +0000

Well, one of my favorites was actually raised to an even higher level of favorite-ness, when said by Lou in the Box- “A salute to all nations, but mostly America.”

So great to meet you on the cruise! You are such a nice person!

By: Jason Breslin

Jason Breslin — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 00:22:27 +0000

My brother Sam loves the line “WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!! WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!” from Dinosaur!

By: Daniel Reich

Daniel Reich — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:51:06 +0000

I’ve always loved the,”Please stand clear of the doors.” I also love, “Hang onto your hats. Cause this here’s the wildest ride in the wilderness!”

By: Tony E

Tony E — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:48:24 +0000

Not a one liner, but still one of my favorite quotes in Disney parks is the pre-show for Muppet Vision 3D.

Sam Eagle: “STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW!”
Gonzo: “What foolishness would you like to see?”

Also from Muppet Vision 3D “Rat Schamt. They’re tourists. What do they know?”

By: Caitlin Corsello

Caitlin Corsello — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:01:57 +0000

My two favorite one lines are:

“We wants the redhead!”

and

“Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow.”

By: Theresa "CriesDuringWishes"

Theresa "CriesDuringWishes" — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 17:08:54 +0000

“We must all believe in our Wishes, for they are the magic in the world. Now let’s all put our hearts together, and make a Wish come true!”

(because I can’t let a list go by without getting Wishes on it)

also from another fav attraction- “Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!”

Mak, I would like to know what your fav line from the Cruise is!!!

By: Debbie

Debbie — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:23:23 +0000

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?

By: Becky

Becky — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:19:41 +0000

From Muppetvision 3D: Stopping in the middle of the row is distinctly unpatriotic.
(There are so many on this attraction.)
It’s a glorious 3 hour finale. – You’ve got a minute & a half!