What lies at the bottom of the sea and twiches?
A nervous wreck.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and twiches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch
how did the telephones get married?
In a double-ring ceremony
Why was the broom late for class?
it over swept!
Who is a dog's favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx
why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes in Australia
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites
What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs
What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.
What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
"You're under a vest!"
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