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    What type of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

    A Toy-yoda


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    What lies at the bottom of the sea and twiches?

    A nervous wreck.


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    Why did the king go to the dentist?

    To get his teeth crowned


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    How did the farmer fix his jeans?

    With a cabbage patch


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    how did the telephones get married?

    In a double-ring ceremony


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    Why was the broom late for class?

    it over swept!


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    Who is a dog's favorite comedian?

    Growlcho Marx


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    why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide!


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    What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

    Big holes in Australia


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    Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

    Because Frost bites


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    What do cows play at parties?

    Moosical chairs


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    What is black and white, black and white, black and white?


    A zebra caught in a revolving door.


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    What do little ghosts drink?


    Evaporated milk.


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    Why do dragons sleep during the day?


    So they can fight knights.


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    What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?


    "You're under a vest!"


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