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So do you want me to go back to the Random Thoughts thread yet???
What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
What did the little light bulb say to it's Mom?
I wuv you watts and watts.
Where did the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
Phantom of the Oprah!
What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa - baa - cue!
Okay the last one for the night:
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!
Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs
Okay- I can post bad jokes over there.....
Back to you Brian!
What do you do with dead elements?
It's been a while!
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I
Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mama ... I don’t know how to
tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty
miles is your air freshener."
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our
lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and
shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the
"Listen to me!" his mother said sharply, "From now on when you want to
go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?"
Matthew thought about that for a moment and said: "Okay, Disney World."
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says" Why the long face?'.
Who is the creator of the podcast about jiggly disney desserts?