This thread has totally brightened my bad day. I can't stop laughing at all the funny stories, so please keep sharing!
The one story I have to contribute is when my sister and I were in Mickey's dressing room getting his autograph about 17 years ago (that makes me feel OLD) and as Mickey was finishing up his autograph he went to put the cap back on my marker and missed and ended up with a big, long red mark on his glove. I felt so bad but I had to run out of the room because I was laughing so hard. My sister and I still crack up when we talk about that...