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    Quote Originally Posted by albino_pygmy View Post



    Ok, who left their kid in the temple? Just because we joke about dropping off those family members that you wish to never see again, doesn't mean that you should leave them in the jungle. If everyone did that, we wouldn't have a line at all and everyone would be featured in the jungle. That's how the famous head hunter towards the end got stuck there and seems out of place, he was someone's former Uncle Eddie.
    Huh, you sound like a president I've heard speak so wonder why reports have to readdress the pres he has to at least live up to your example

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    Mr. Pygmy Sir,

    What attraction is your favorite to hit when you'd visit the world on your day off (other than hitting the Jungle Cruise to heckle your fellow CMs)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaJenn View Post
    Mr. Pygmy Sir,

    What attraction is your favorite to hit when you'd visit the world on your day off (other than hitting the Jungle Cruise to heckle your fellow CMs)?

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    Eating Grapes,

    If I can't say I enjoy riding other skippers boats just to test their waters, then I'd say I enjoy a nice relaxing cruise through the rivers of adventure. . . oh wait, that's Jungle Cruise. Er, I enjoy the drive home?

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    Does the skipper know how to swim if he falls overboard or do the mates have to rescue you?

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    Dear One From The Jungle,

    Has anyone ever fallen out of one of your boats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HauntedGabe View Post
    Does the skipper know how to swim if he falls overboard or do the mates have to rescue you?
    No. For the most part, I ask people before we begin to raise their hands if they know how to swim. And then I remind those that aren't raising their hands to look at those raising their hands, because they've just volunteered as your safety flotation devices, and then I'd pick the closest kid near me with their hand up and pick them as my flotation device. If not, I act like I know how to swim and confindently say if they won't laugh at my jokes, I'll be the inexperienced swimming instructor that stays in the boat.

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    Dear One From The Jungle,

    Has anyone ever fallen out of one of your boats?

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    . . . There was this one time . . . eh I won't go there, they happen to still be working at the Jungle

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    Mr. Skipper Sir,

    If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaJenn View Post
    Mr. Skipper Sir,

    If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

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    A salty dog

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    I think someone asked if we do things in the jungle at night, here's a couple vids of some of the stuff that "really never happens" in the jungle. Enjoy!


    YouTube - Jungle Cruise

    YouTube - More Jungleness

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    Quote Originally Posted by albino_pygmy View Post
    A salty dog
    Dipped in Chocolate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HauntedGabe View Post
    Dipped in Chocolate?
    No, mustard. Let's not be silly

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    Dear Mustard Covered Dog,

    Have you ever considered being an advice columnist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaJenn View Post
    Dear Mustard Covered Dog,

    Have you ever considered being an advice columnist?

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    I've considered giving advice, but I don't think it could be the advice that you're looking for. It won't hurt to try, would it? The worst you could do is take my advice, right?

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    Dear Advice Giving Pygmy,

    My friends make fun of me for my Disney insanity. What would you recommend I tell them and/or do to them to make them stop?

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    Albino Pygmy,
    Why haven't they built a Jungle Cruise in DLP?
    mini-V What will you celebrate?

    Adult daycare for the kid inside you.

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