The Dark Side Has Cookies.....

[MandaBella]

How about "I knew an old woman">

AS long as she didn't live in a shoe...

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Donuts sounds so good. I wish we had a Krispie Kream here. A hot chocolate donut would be a great midnight snack.

I haven't seen the menu for the Dark Side cookies yet.

[iwannabeminnie]

I knew an old woman who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a spider that wiggled, and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd, to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that! to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

I knew an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She's dead of course.

[albino_pygmy]

I'm good with chocolate chip, macadamia nut, or oatmeal rasin, anything else can be tossed in the fire

[MandaBella]

The Dark Side offers a wide variety of cookies and beverages.

I think the mascot needs some assistance with the theme song.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

Well- there may be a reason why she is the mascot!

But I can't think of one yet.

[MandaBella]

Well- there may be a reason why she is the mascot!

But I can't think of one yet.

She's the mascot for one very short reason!!!

[iwannabeminnie]

because I'm the only one small enough to fit in the suit?

[albino_pygmy]

Well, if you want the perfect theme song for the dark side, you're going to have to figure out what is the "dark side" why is it dark, and what makes that side dark. In order to find the perfect song, you'll need to ride It's a Small World with the lights out to get some dark side inspiration

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

What about the John Cafferty song "On the Dark Side"

The dark side's callin' now, nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows she walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy, makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you from a love that's blind
When you slip to the dark side you cross that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah

Repeat

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

It's a short theme song so it goes with the mascot!

[iwannabeminnie]

How about "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?

[albino_pygmy]

This is our Dark Side song, it isn't very long, HEY!

(my birthday song, modified)

[iwannabeminnie]

Well, if you want the perfect theme song for the dark side, you're going to have to figure out what is the "dark side" why is it dark, and what makes that side dark. In order to find the perfect song, you'll need to ride It's a Small World with the lights out to get some dark side inspiration

We know what the dark side is. We know why the dark side is dark. We know what (or who) makes the dark side dark. We don't need to ride that sparkly ride to find a theme song.

[SnwhtNdwrfs]

I think Grim Grinning Ghosts may be too upbeat for this place too.