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    Funny was DH getting all cranky and saying something was wrong with the Wii, then refusing to play because he kept getting split pins-well play better. He refuses to go near it now.
    P.U.S.H.-A mantra MOST will not understand.

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    Blonde joke coming- no offense intended to any fellow blondes.

    Two blondes wanted a Christmas tree, so they planned a trip to the country, wore boots, warm jackets, had a bag for the tree, a chainsaw and hatchet, along with rope to drag it back to the car. After 2 hours of driving and 5 hours of trudging thru woods, with the sun going down, one said to the other, "Well, at this point let's just pick one, it doesn't even matter if it is decorated or not."
    P.U.S.H.-A mantra MOST will not understand.

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    What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?


    The back of her head.
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    What does a blonde owl say?


    What? What?
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    I got this from another forum, cute huh?

    Snow White, Cinderella, and Lilo were sitting at a table and Snow White says, "I think my prince is the greatest because he's so charming!"

    Cinderella said, "Well, I think my prince is the greatest because he's so handsome!"

    Then Lilo stands up and says, "Shut up and order the pizza, you crazy celebutantes! I'm hungry!"
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    A guest asked, "How many imagineers does it take to change a lightbuld?

    An imagineer asked, "Does it have to be a lightbulb?"
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    I keep getting booted out, HMMMM, Maybe I should stop with the jokes.
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    What do you call a fairy that refuses to take a bath?


    Stinker Bell
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    My feet are cold.
    Nothing to countdown to, so just smile and be happy everyday!




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    Quote Originally Posted by GaRain View Post
    My feet are cold.

    I'm sorry the feet are cold. Shall I order a snuggie thing for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keasmom View Post
    What do you call a fairy that refuses to take a bath?


    Stinker Bell
    or Tinker Smell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keasmom View Post
    Comic relief, hmmmm? let's see what I can find.
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    or Tinker Smell

    Thank you.

    He passed away in the middle of the night.

    The humor this morning has helped. Now some sleep should be in order.
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    Morphine Drip, I could kiss the inventor. It also helped to have excellent nurses around. Never did meet the doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keasmom View Post
    Chicago politics for $5.00 anyone. Wait, that isn't so funny.

    Geesh! What is with my state's government??? I just saw the loonies on the news. Their Mothers should slap them.

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    And now the snow starts again.


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