Random Thoughts of Jungley goodness

[albino_pygmy]

Did you happen to feed them after midnight?

[albino_pygmy]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? The big news going around the forums has just been announced, and I am pleased to inform you I have just recieved my first chest hair. That is all.

[disneymaniac87]

pygmy, did we really need to know that??

[Cinderella2]

I would like to know if there are snakes in this jungle. I don't like snakes.

[jaymie]

Snakes, why does it always have to be snakes!

[albino_pygmy]

pygmy, did we really need to know that??

Yes, yes you did. It's really big news in my family when their young finally grow their first chest hair to a length of 2 and a half feet. Now I'm a real man and can attract the ladies

I would like to know if there are snakes in this jungle. I don't like snakes.

There are a couple snakes in the jungle, and they're very friendly, almost too friendly because they might get a crush on you if you're not careful!

[jaymie]

Well, I guess as long as the snakes don't have chest hair...........

[disneymaniac87]

Yes, yes you did. It's really big news in my family when their young finally grow their first chest hair to a length of 2 and a half feet. Now I'm a real man and can attract the ladies

but I thought you had already attracted a lady.. what am I...

[Cinderella2]

He was just generalizing for us mere mortals- I think you're still his first choice.

[disneymaniac87]

I hope I am.. I will be very sad if I'm not

[Cinderella2]

I don't think you have anything to worry about at all Miss Sarah-

right, Pygmy?!!!!!

[disneymaniac87]

hm.. pygmy ignored me tonight!! but that's okay! I can find someone to take his spot! shh don't tell him I said that

[albino_pygmy]

I don't think you have anything to worry about at all Miss Sarah-

right, Pygmy?!!!!!

No, she's got nothing to worry about, other than now I've got a babe magnet on my chest

hm.. pygmy ignored me tonight!! but that's okay! I can find someone to take his spot! shh don't tell him I said that

I didn't ignore you, I'm over at the Chief Pygmy's house for father's day and his wireless isn't doing too well and has been cutting off very frequently so I'm on for short periods of time. Even though we get bad reception out here, you have to give him credit for making it all out of bamboo and coconut shells

PS, I heard that! And you won't find another pygmy like me who refuses to eat you for dessert

[lilo88]

Did you happen to feed them after midnight?

I don't remember

[vixen101485]

bears? I don't see any bears here. Oh, wait a sec, there goes one bare pygmy, oh boy

AH! But you forget about Papa Bear. He is a jungle dweller along with Simba and Shere-Khan.

I found this picture pygmy, is this what you look like?
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AWWWWWW! Poor little baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? The big news going around the forums has just been announced, and I am pleased to inform you I have just recieved my first chest hair. That is all.

I would pat you on the back for that but all your back hair would get in the way and just feel, well, ICKY!