Re: Random Thoughts of Jungley goodness

**Veritas** · 06-25-2008, 05:06 PM

if you argue with a rhino you'd better HOPE you miss their point.

**ChipNDale** · 06-25-2008, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Veritas

if you argue with a rhino you'd better HOPE you miss their point.

Oh how I have missed posting with you...

**Hiddenmickeyboy** · 06-25-2008, 06:41 PM

I just argued with a panda. It's logic is just unbearable!! HAHAHAHA......uh..oy vey.

**lilo88** · 06-26-2008, 11:55 AM

lol

**albino_pygmy** · 06-26-2008, 12:01 PM

(This joke is better if spoken rather than typed)

Panda walks into a bar, and asks for bamboo to munch on. The bear finishes up his lunch and then pulls out a gun and shoots the barkeep, and then strolls out of the place. The second barkeep runs over to the first one wondering what just happened, and the first one tells him to look up panda in the dictionary. Ok, so he pulls out Websters and thumbs through the P's and finds Panda, noun, A large black and white bear that eats bamboo chutes, and leaves (eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves)

**Veritas** · 06-26-2008, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by ChipNDale

Oh how I have missed posting with you...

Right Back at Ya Pal!

**Veritas** · 06-26-2008, 12:15 PM

Giraffes are the venture capitalists of the animal world, they can't help sticking their necks out...

**lilo88** · 06-26-2008, 12:39 PM

Did you all get the Rock Tablet News the otherday? It said that
"The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!"
so protect your huts everyone!!

It also said that
"The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated."
so stop letting your ants drink!

**albino_pygmy** · 02-21-2011, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by lilo88

Did you all get the Rock Tablet News the otherday? It said that
"The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!"
so protect your huts everyone!!

It also said that
"The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated."
so stop letting your ants drink!

My condolences for the uncles in having to deal with said intoxicated aunts.

Oh, and BUMP!

**HauntedGabe** · 02-21-2011, 11:24 PM

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.

**froland_04-08** · 02-26-2013, 07:47 PM

I was at the Niagra Falls the other day and I coulda SWORE i saw the face of the backside of water!!!!

......cricket, cricket.........

BUMPY BUMP!

**albino_pygmy** · 04-18-2013, 08:21 PM

Speaking of jungley random goodness, I have a facebook page you all can like without worrying about having to be my friend, because lets face it, I'm sure I've ruined many someone's popularity because they're friends with the short stinky dude with the spear. And now, a word from our sponsor: https://www.facebook.com/thepygmypost

**froland_04-08** · 04-22-2013, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by albino_pygmy

Speaking of jungley random goodness, I have a facebook page you all can like without worrying about having to be my friend, because lets face it, I'm sure I've ruined many someone's popularity because they're friends with the short stinky dude with the spear. And now, a word from our sponsor: https://www.facebook.com/thepygmypost

Liked and shared!! I have alot of friends from WDW from being a CM, alot of whom skippered boats in the Jungle!