Random Thoughts of Jungley goodness

[albino_pygmy]

Ok guys, time for me to jump on this bandwagon of themed Random Thoughts thread, this one is for all you Jungle Cruise fans and those who love corny jokes and just plain fun. There is to be no mention of sparkley or dark side stuff because they're not as fun as what might happen in this thread (plus there's already like a bazillion threads for those) Anyhoo, this is just another spinoff of the Random Thoughts thread, but more specifically to have fun. Short games can be played here as well.

Welcome to the Jungle! We got fun and games, and pie

[disneymaniac87]

tell a joke, tell a joke!

[albino_pygmy]

There was this one pygmy that walked into a bar, he said Ouch!

[disneymaniac87]

no no, tell a JC joke!

[albino_pygmy]

There was a pygmy in it, he's jungle themed

Ok, fine then (works a LOT better when I'm behind the wheel and got stuff to point at or people to make fun off)

*clears throat*

We're now in South America on the mighty Amazon River, where everything is larger than life, like these highly trained butterflies on both sides of the boat. I say they're highly trained because they always land in the same exact spots each time I come around here. These monarch butterflies have a very impressive wingspan that can grow from a mere 12 inches to a whopping 1 foot. Isn't that amazing? Wow! If you didn't get that, well your tour started off on the wrong foot.

[lilo88]

lol!

I will definitely keep my eye out on this thread!! sounds like it's going to be a really fun thread!!

[albino_pygmy]

Anyways, this isn't just corny jokes, it's just plain ol' fun. Wait a sec, how can fun be plain? Can anyone explain that?

[lilo88]

aahhh.... nope... can't explain it!

[albino_pygmy]

aahhh.... nope... can't explain it!

Do you think you could take a shot at coming up with an explaination, no matter how crazy it sounds? Just make something up, I wouldn't know the difference anyways

[lilo88]

okay... I say that fun can be just plain or you could have it with a side of laughs, giggles, tears (happy of course), embarrassing accidents, or with fries and a drink. But that would cost you extra.

[ChipNDale]

You can too have Plain Ol' Fun... What if some people don't like Spicy fun, or are not a fan of Sweet and Sour fun! I know I like my fun with a little kick of cheyenne Pepper and some Spicy Thai Paste...

[albino_pygmy]

okay... I say that fun can be just plain or you could have it with a side of laughs, giggles, tears (happy of course), embarrassing accidents, or with fries and a drink. But that would cost you extra.

That could explain why the jungle is cheap, because nobody wants to cough up extra for additional fun or funny. Now it all makes perfect sense

[lilo88]

lol

[albino_pygmy]

Ok, um, now to think how to get this thread kick started *scratches head* any bright ideas? Should we come up with a theme song or some official salute?

[Cinderella2]

Pygmy!!!