Interviews with Lou!

[Lou Mongello]

Oh no... I'm sure he's thrilled you trained you sights on me.

Now why has that black van with no windows been parked outside my house all night???

[GrumpyDude]

Now why has that black van with no windows been parked outside my house all night???

so you couldn't see what i was doing wearing the goat leggings and hershey chocolate syrup, but aren't we supposed to be asking the questions here?

Lou, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[DissyLove]

First, great thread idea, (although I am not sure Lou will have the time to answer all our silly questions-yes, grumpy, I'm talkin' to you and your woodchuck nonsense!-)

On that sarcastic note, here it is:
Lou-If you had one last meal to enjoy on Disney property, where would you go to eat and why, and hey, what would you order? (I must be hungry!)

[Lou Mongello]

so you couldn't see what i was doing wearing the goat leggings and hershey chocolate syrup, but aren't we supposed to be asking the questions here?

Lou, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lou thanks God Grumpy doesn't have a webcam...

Oh and the answer you your question?

Assuming a fully grown, adult male woodchuck, in a dense forest of North American pine trees during a mild Fall month, chucking approximately one cord per hour, and knowing that a cord of wood is 128 cubic feet of wood (stacked tightly), and assuming it is stacked 4’ high by 4’ wide by 8’ long (4X4X8), said wood chuck would chuck a total of 3072 cubic feet of wood per 24 hour day, with no meals or pee-pee breaks therein.

[olmec26]

Assuming a fully grown, adult male woodchuck, in a dense forest of North American pine trees during a mild Fall month, chucking approximately one cord per hour, and knowing that a cord of wood is 128 cubic feet of wood (stacked tightly), and assuming it is stacked 4’ high by 4’ wide by 8’ long (4X4X8), said wood chuck would chuck a total of 3072 cubic feet of wood per 24 hour day, with no meals or pee-pee breaks therein.

Who'd a thunk it? I bet that's on Final Jeopardy! soon...I can see it now:

ALEX TREBEK: "And the Final Jeopardy! Category is 'Nursery Rhymes Come To Life,' and here's the Final Jeopardy! Clue: 'If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it's how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.' Thirty seconds, good luck..."

[MickeyBabe]

Lou thanks God Grumpy doesn't have a webcam...

Oh and the answer you your question?

Assuming a fully grown, adult male woodchuck, in a dense forest of North American pine trees during a mild Fall month, chucking approximately one cord per hour, and knowing that a cord of wood is 128 cubic feet of wood (stacked tightly), and assuming it is stacked 4’ high by 4’ wide by 8’ long (4X4X8), said wood chuck would chuck a total of 3072 cubic feet of wood per 24 hour day, with no meals or pee-pee breaks therein.

HEY! That's the same schedule Lou has me on.... May I have a break now please?
(MBabe says as she does the potty dance)

Hmmmmm Maybe The woodchuck and I should form a labor union.....

[DissyLove]

First, great thread idea, (although I am not sure Lou will have the time to answer all our silly questions-yes, grumpy, I'm talkin' to you and your woodchuck nonsense!-)

On that sarcastic note, here it is:
Lou-If you had one last meal to enjoy on Disney property, where would you go to eat and why, and hey, what would you order? (I must be hungry!)

OK, after reading Lou's detailed woodchuck response, Dissylove withdraws her comment that Lou doesn't have time to answer all the silly questions.....

[GrumpyDude]

Lou thanks God Grumpy doesn't have a webcam...

i have a webcam. do you want to see pictures of the dress/meat mask outfit, the goat legging/chocolate syrup outfit, both, or both at the same time?

[Lou Mongello]

Meet one of my many clones...

Lou

[GrumpyDude]

Lou, i swear this is out to get me....



just look at those shifty eyes. am i crazy, or should i barracade myself in your linen closet for safety!? well you hold me at night and let me know everything is ok?

[Lou Mongello]

On that sarcastic note, here it is:
Lou-If you had one last meal to enjoy on Disney property, where would you go to eat and why, and hey, what would you order? (I must be hungry!)

Hmmm.... that's a toughie...

Here's the babbling lawyer answer: A must-do for me every time I go is some from Main Street, although I'm not sure that counts.

I also love the burgers from Pecos Bill's - Don't ask me why.

While I love some of the restaurants like the California Grill, Flying Fish, 'Ohana, etc., my one meal would have to be in a theme park. OK. So... now where...

Well, I love the Prime Time Cafe... and the Burritos by the water in Mexico... AND Flame Tree... AND Crystal Palace...

OK, enough beating around the bush... my answer is.... ummm...

Poprcorn and a Coke in the Rose Garden while watching Wishes



(or a darn good meal at the California Grill)

[Lou Mongello]

Yes, the first experiment went horribly awry, and he is what was born of it...

I suggest you run... hide...

As for the me holding you part... ummm..... that'll cost you extra.

[iwannabeminnie]

The correct answer to "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" is "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

[DissyLove]

Hmmm.... that's a toughie...

Here's the babbling lawyer answer: A must-do for me every time I go is some from Main Street, although I'm not sure that counts.

I also love the burgers from Pecos Bill's - Don't ask me why.

While I love some of the restaurants like the California Grill, Flying Fish, 'Ohana, etc., my one meal would have to be in a theme park. OK. So... now where...

Well, I love the Prime Time Cafe... and the Burritos by the water in Mexico... AND Flame Tree... AND Crystal Palace...

OK, enough beating around the bush... my answer is.... ummm...

Poprcorn and a Coke in the Rose Garden while watching Wishes



(or a darn good meal at the California Grill)

You are officially the first guy I have ever known that has a harder time picking a restaurant than me...

[Tampa]

I'll take the Pecos Bill advice, normally I eat at the Pinochio restraunt.