Why do fools fall in love?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
why do you have such a bad attitude?
why can noone else around here empty the trash?
just like Dear Abbey, you now have your own personal advice columnist........with a sadistic twist! (i promise to keep it clean and family friendly)
so, whether you have a problem, question about why i have a bad attitude, or just a general inquiry about something in life.......i'll do my best to answer, steal the answer from someone else, or just lie and pass it off as my life experience.
this could sink faster then the Titanic, but i've done this before with huge success. give it a try!
Why do fools fall in love?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
why do you have such a bad attitude?
why can noone else around here empty the trash?
you question provides the answer, because they're fools, and silly people will do silly things.Originally Posted by flutter
depends on the person, i have a big mouth and can get there in about 2 or 3 lick/chomps. my colleague at work however has a tiny mouth, and she needs to work on that bad boy for a while.Originally Posted by flutter
i'd say buy a bag, monitor each one you have, chart it on an Excel spreadsheet (not Lotus, i hate them), and you can then calculate an average for yourself. you could even get several people, measure mouth and tongue sizes and come up with an educated correlation.
spend 10 minutes with my family, or my in-laws, and a lot will be explained, added on with being the fat, blind, awkward kid who got beat up on a daily basis growing up to come home to 2 siblings who would torment him and you'll start to get the idea.Originally Posted by flutter
because if you rely on others your entire life you are bound to eventually be let down, now pick up your own trash!Originally Posted by flutter
Will GrumpyDude ever smile?
Wow...that's the song title I just used on another thread. Freaky!Originally Posted by flutter
Dear GrumpyDude,
Why were there 101 Dalmatians and not just 100?![]()
Why does Mickey wear only shorts and no shirt?![]()
Inquiring minds want to know....
yes..........but not in public.........and for too longOriginally Posted by jarmitc2032
here's were Big Walt starts rolling around in his freezer....Originally Posted by disneydreamer98
there would be only 100, but the advances in pharmacuticals today.......a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and i'm not elaborating anymore.
that's an easy one, to keep his tan even! Minnie doesn't stand for any farmer tans!Originally Posted by disneydreamer98
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What came first, the chicken, or the egg?
Why can't I grow luscious hair?
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158.37 megahurtzOriginally Posted by AKQJ10
neither, it was the tree that fell that no one heard. actually, the egg, through evolution something would give birth to the chicken (via an egg) which at the time would've been considered a genetic abnormality.Originally Posted by Tampa
because you shave your head to often.Originally Posted by Tampa
i try not to think, only leads to hesitation and second guessing. i act on instinct and gut feelings.Originally Posted by Tampa
Alex, i'll take "people who didn't read the thread title for $500"!Originally Posted by Jacknife
2 questions...
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....
and...
what's the meaning of life??
about 8 to 9 ounces, depending on the size and age of the woodchuck. this is in reference to the breed native to Missouri of course.Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
the meaning of life is very simple, enjoy it while you got it!Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
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