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    Dear GrumpyDude....

    just like Dear Abbey, you now have your own personal advice columnist........with a sadistic twist! (i promise to keep it clean and family friendly)

    so, whether you have a problem, question about why i have a bad attitude, or just a general inquiry about something in life.......i'll do my best to answer, steal the answer from someone else, or just lie and pass it off as my life experience.

    this could sink faster then the Titanic, but i've done this before with huge success. give it a try!

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    Why do fools fall in love?
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    why do you have such a bad attitude?
    why can noone else around here empty the trash?



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    Quote Originally Posted by flutter
    Why do fools fall in love?
    you question provides the answer, because they're fools, and silly people will do silly things.

    Quote Originally Posted by flutter
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    depends on the person, i have a big mouth and can get there in about 2 or 3 lick/chomps. my colleague at work however has a tiny mouth, and she needs to work on that bad boy for a while.

    i'd say buy a bag, monitor each one you have, chart it on an Excel spreadsheet (not Lotus, i hate them), and you can then calculate an average for yourself. you could even get several people, measure mouth and tongue sizes and come up with an educated correlation.

    Quote Originally Posted by flutter
    why do you have such a bad attitude?
    spend 10 minutes with my family, or my in-laws, and a lot will be explained, added on with being the fat, blind, awkward kid who got beat up on a daily basis growing up to come home to 2 siblings who would torment him and you'll start to get the idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by flutter
    why can noone else around here empty the trash?
    because if you rely on others your entire life you are bound to eventually be let down, now pick up your own trash!

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    Will GrumpyDude ever smile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flutter
    Why do fools fall in love?
    Wow...that's the song title I just used on another thread. Freaky!

    Dear GrumpyDude,

    Why were there 101 Dalmatians and not just 100?

    Why does Mickey wear only shorts and no shirt?

    Inquiring minds want to know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarmitc2032
    Will GrumpyDude ever smile?
    yes..........but not in public.........and for too long

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    Quote Originally Posted by disneydreamer98
    Why were there 101 Dalmatians and not just 100?
    here's were Big Walt starts rolling around in his freezer....

    there would be only 100, but the advances in pharmacuticals today.......a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do and i'm not elaborating anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by disneydreamer98
    Why does Mickey wear only shorts and no shirt?
    that's an easy one, to keep his tan even! Minnie doesn't stand for any farmer tans!

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    What came first, the chicken, or the egg?

    Why can't I grow luscious hair?

    Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKQJ10
    "What's the frequency Kenneth?"
    I believe it's 2.6 Kilo-hertz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKQJ10
    "What's the frequency Kenneth?"
    158.37 megahurtz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tampa
    What came first, the chicken, or the egg?
    neither, it was the tree that fell that no one heard. actually, the egg, through evolution something would give birth to the chicken (via an egg) which at the time would've been considered a genetic abnormality.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tampa
    Why can't I grow luscious hair?
    because you shave your head to often.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tampa
    Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
    i try not to think, only leads to hesitation and second guessing. i act on instinct and gut feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacknife
    I believe it's 2.6 Kilo-hertz.
    Alex, i'll take "people who didn't read the thread title for $500"!

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    2 questions...

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....

    and...

    what's the meaning of life??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....
    about 8 to 9 ounces, depending on the size and age of the woodchuck. this is in reference to the breed native to Missouri of course.

    Quote Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
    what's the meaning of life??
    the meaning of life is very simple, enjoy it while you got it!

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