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    Needing some cheer

    Okay, I am having a really bad day where I really need to vent. The DH doesn't want to hear it but that is a separate issue.

    Okay, I am changing antidepressents and today is the first day. So I am not myself because of that. I had wanted to go get a Dr. Pepper this morning as usual (42 cents for 44 ounces with soft crushed ice!-what a wonderful treat) but discovered that I cannot find my keys. I know they are in the house somewhere because I did drive home last night. Not a clue where they are and of course, no one wants to turn off the TV to help-but again, that is a separate issue. Add in an overdraft at the bank, and it has been the "perfect" day.

    BIL and SIL are in town but don't want our kids around even though the grandparents do. WHOLe separate issue concerning control freaks.

    Does anyone out there have any jokes? I could sure hear some!


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    Hmm...the only appropriate joke that I can post is one straight out of Mary Poppins.

    One chap says, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith"
    The other chap asks, "What's the name of his other leg?"

    I don't understand why this makes me smile , but it does.

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    Why don't I know any appropriate jokes?

    I should ask Grump dude



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    some good news- The keys were found in the corner of my boys' room. i guess I dropped them when I kissed them good night.

    Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra? Not a good joke but makes me smile. Also like the wooden leg named Smith. Maybe I should watch Mary Poppins.


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    Thanks JC-that put a smile on my face. CoP probably won't be open when we go so I will have to take my CD out to listen to that song. Thanks again!


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    Dear Girl,

    Why on earth would you be having a bad day? You get to live in TEXAS for crying out loud! Get over it!


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    WOW must be a bad week for bank overdrafts...just found out I had two for a 20 cent over myself last night (of course on a Friday eve after the bank closes****sigh)....yay i get the overdraft charges put on all weekend......which also means come next fri which is payday it will prob be up to about 200$ and they will automatically take it out of the direct deposit check ****sigh again..there goes my bill money....
    Know what you mean about the control freak issue with the inlaws....mine dont want me at their house--whole other story also...bottom line--me no welcome, daughter no welcome..hmmmfp ...and they wonder why they never get to see their niece.

    ANYWAY...hope you find your keys(mine have been A.W.O.L. for about a week courtesy of a very short female in the house) and I hope your day gets better

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    OK... I COULD try to but I don't want you to so i'll try and be a little

    Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.


    My kids love the internet, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

    Guy explains to his doctor, "Doc, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie. Then on the way to work I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go,' and when I got there I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?" "That's easy," replies the doctor. "You're having Disney spells."

    OK, so they're BAD. I know... So at the very least laugh AT me, not with me.

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    Ok against my better judgement and to show that Grumpys teasing doesnt bother me.....( my apologies to all other blondes on the site...)
    hopefully these will make you laugh.... I sure get enough of them in my emai- do you think they're trying to tell me something


    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
    A: Artificial intelligence.

    Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
    A: "Thanks for the refill!"

    Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
    A: Data transfer.

    Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
    A: A wind tunnel.

    Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
    A: Air Pockets

    Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's white-out on the screen.
    Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's writing on the white-out.

    Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
    A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

    Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
    A: For throwing out the W's.

    Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
    A: Branch Manager.

    Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?
    A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

    Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
    A: There is a stamp on it.

    A blonde saw a "" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,
    "How do you do that?" She responded . . .
    "Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"


    I have lots more ....unfortunately

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    Thank you all! Lou-I have that sense of humor so I loved yours and I can never pass up a good blond joke.

    That sure brightened my day!! Medicine is starting to kick in and I found my keys. Savings is almost depleted but the checking is on the plus side now and the in-laws leave in 6 hours. There is a light at the end of the tunnel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AKQJ10
    My kids love the internet, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
    A classic


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