Lets make Belle smile!

**shadesofgreen** · 10-01-2005, 04:00 PM

More cheese it is. . . .

A blond walks into a library and asks the librarian for a cheeseburger.
The librarian looks at her strangely and says, "This is a library."
So the blond whispers, "Sorry, can I have a cheeseburger?"

**shadesofgreen** · 10-01-2005, 04:14 PM

If you really want to see something cheesy, click this link-

http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/nation...y-0471117.html

Go ahead, try it. . . . get cheesy!

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 10-10-2005, 01:12 PM

Bad jokes from a WDW bus driver- when told late at night, these are extremely funny!

What type of car does Minnie drive?
A Minnie Van

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station

Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 10-10-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by shadesofgreen

If you really want to see something cheesy, click this link-

http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/nation...y-0471117.html

Go ahead, try it. . . . get cheesy!

That story sure is "cheesy"!!!

**Disneynut57** · 10-11-2005, 09:25 PM

There was a sailor and a marine in the bathroom, as the sailor finishes he just walks out. The marine seeing this hurries and finishes and washes his hands and chases the sailor down. The marine tells the sailor hey they teach us to wash our hands when we finish using the bathroom. The sailor looks at the marine and quickly replies in the navy they teach us not to go to the bathroom on our hands.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 10-21-2005, 08:34 PM

It has been a while! Lets go again!

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

**BelleGurl** · 10-21-2005, 10:23 PM

Thanks again guys!

**disneydreamer98** · 10-22-2005, 05:47 AM

Q: What do you call a skeleton that won't work?

A: Lazy Bones <-------- Highlight here

**disneydreamer98** · 10-22-2005, 05:48 AM

Q: What do witches put on thier hair?

A: Scare spray <------------ highlight here

**20K** · 10-22-2005, 05:58 AM

Bill Gates and Henry Ford, ignoring the small factor of his death, have a business conversation.

Bill decided to pose a question to Henry: ''That whole mass production thing was pretty good, but do you know what you should have done? You should have built your cars like Microsoft builds computers.''

Henry, after a quick moment of thought, decided to reply: ''Well, I don't quite think that would work. If we were to build cars like that, they'd crash everyday.''