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    Top Ten Puns

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    1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    3. He said I was average - but he was just being mean.


    4. Show me a piano thrown into an army trench, and I'll show you A-flat major.

    5. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    6. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

    7. Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.

    8. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

    9. When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'

    10. To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.
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    buh dump ching (ya need some drums there....)
    Nothing to countdown to, so just smile and be happy everyday!




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    Funny and cute
    It's a Disney thing. If you understood, your only question would be "can I go?"



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    When I become a Jungle Cruise skipper, I might have to work some of these into the narration...
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    Very punny...I mean funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs
    Very punny...I mean funny!

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    Coming up with good puns is like bread--ya gotta rise up to the challenge. You can't loaf around. It's the yeast you can do for the dough you make. Oh, sorry......was that a rye comment?

    *quits while he's on a roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conceited Ape
    Coming up with good puns is like bread--ya gotta rise up to the challenge. You can't loaf around. It's the yeast you can do for the dough you make. Oh, sorry......was that a rye comment?

    *quits while he's on a roll.

    I didn't realize that lame was a new flavor..

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    That's harsh. Kinda reminds me of that job I had at the juice factory. I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. They really put the squeeze on, and just worked the pulp out of us. Orange you glad I'm done with these?
    "The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conceited Ape
    That's harsh. Kinda reminds me of that job I had at the juice factory. I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. They really put the squeeze on, and just worked the pulp out of us. Orange you glad I'm done with these?

    you're killing me!!!

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    Killing you? Hmm, are you serious? Dead serious, I guess. Sounds like a pretty grave matter to me, and I'd better dig into it......
    "The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides

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    You know its too bad for Shrunken Ned. He should have quit while he was ahead.


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    Ok, a year or two ago, when disney got control of the muppets, they thought of redoing the studios wth more muppets references. here is the #1 brainfart from the whole thing:
    Fozzy Bear singing for Aerosmith:

    Wocka Wocka Wocka This Way


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    Hit trhe reply button twice. sry
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    From the news in brief: "Bear Takes Over Disney World In a Pooh d' Tat."
    "The society that draws too great of a distinction between its scholars and its warriors will end up having its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --probably Thucydides

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