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General Discussions Discuss Hello to those who can't post in the Community Center forums; per lori's request, trying to keep in mind the G rated forum thing... Crazy people talk A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a ...
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    per lori's request, trying to keep in mind the G rated forum thing...

    Crazy people talk

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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    Lori- I am sending you something . The bottom part is the most original part of it.


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    Hi Ya Lori, I'll send you my laptop then you can get online when you go for a ciggie break (If they let you that is ).

    WE MISS YOU.





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    Lori-

    please post in the random thoughts thread. We need help.
    I am in need of some Disney magic!!

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    yes please post something... the thing has gone downhill... i'm the only one who wants to post something, then get's yelled at for it... go figure darn crazy folk
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    matter a fact when you post tonight, fill like 10 pages up so we can have something to read in the morning... came in, it was like only 1 page of random thoughts, i thought i had went into the wrong page...
    April 23rd, oh yeah it's gonna be ON!

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    Lori- you are missed today but I am out of jokes and pictures. I will have to go find some for you.


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    I only have bad musician jokes....

    How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Only one, cause all he has to do is hold onto it while the rest of the world revolves around him.

    How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
    10, 1 to change it, 9 others to tell him they could do it better.

    What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
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    Nothing to countdown to, so just smile and be happy everyday!




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    Why did the elephant paint her toenails pink? To hide in the strawberry patch

    Why did the elephant stand on the marshmellows? So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate



    I only know sad elephant jokes.


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    ha ha, i have access back......

    just kidding, it's GD! lol

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    Now we will never know if it's Lori or GD. This may get confusing. Why don't you go post in Random Thoughts? We needed some help in there!


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    it's me... lori... just checking in before the overtime begins..

    people can never tell the difference between us anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dzney4lyf
    it's me... lori... just checking in before the overtime begins..

    people can never tell the difference between us anyway!

    Nice to have you back GD/Lori?!!

    Just a little confusing as to who is posting?!!
    Rich

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    I have never been able to confine that fun to office hours." ~ Walt Disney

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    Hi Lori!

    It's official-we have completely lost the random thoughts thread.

    RIP Random Thoughts.
    I am in need of some Disney magic!!

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    we did?
    Nothing to countdown to, so just smile and be happy everyday!




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