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    The first scientists who studied fog were mistified
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    A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem.
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    Your nose is in the scenter of your face.
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    I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.
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    I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
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    The chef slipped and broke his prime rib
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    Bakers have a great knead to make bread.
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    The most striking feature of a match is its distinctive red head.
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    In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.
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    When news that a meat shipment was coming reached the gold rush you could stake your claim and then claim your steak.
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    Calendars are always up to date
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    The police found stolen lamp shades but couldn't shed any light on the thief.
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    What did the minister say to the underdressed layman? "No shoes, no shirt, no service"
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    When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
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    Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
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