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    The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.
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    I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply.
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    What's the difference between a Shaker and a Quaker? About two points on the Richter Scale.
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    An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines, dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.
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    He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm, but chickened out at the last minute.
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    The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate
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    The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'
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    I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.
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    The number of kangaroos and wallabies meant for the new wildlife enclosure grew by leaps and bounds.
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    The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.
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    One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
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    A pooch who gets run over is dog tired.
    Really, Walt? Disneyland is MY land? Why would I want a silly little land when I can have the WORLD.


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    Re: punny things

    If a pirate we to use his peg leg to find his treasure, he would have a shin dig
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence.
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    Two mining companies merged and became alloys.
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