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    Re: punny things

    Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.
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    Re: punny things

    To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox
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    Re: punny things

    If you make a left turn you are not doing it right
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    After Jim gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers
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    Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.
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    Does Dracula hit home runs with a bat?
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    Surfing is a swell sport
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    Are apples placed on a Christmas Tree considered Pine Apples?
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    Re: punny things

    What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets? A metrognome.
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    I had a dream last night that I was fixing a muffler on a car, when I woke up I was exhausted.
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    Don't worry if your favorite dinner becomes unfashionable - at least you'd have one square meal
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    If you shake an asian guy and spin him in circles, does he become disoriented?
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    When a new baby comes into a family, many changes are necessary.
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    The mold in the basement wasn't too gross, it was pretty much a mild ew....


    **Crickets chirp in the distance**
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    She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still
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