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    Re: punny things

    The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.
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    Re: punny things

    After the mishap with the stand mixer, the walls were caked with batter.
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    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'
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    The vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra
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    Would a bottle of Forrest Gump's fishing vessel be a Shrimp boat?
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    He used to repair televisions, but his business went down the tubes.
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    A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment
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    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
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    The US swimming team was the favorite to win the gold, but their scores really took a dive
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    One-one was one racehorse: two-one was one too -- two-one won one race: one-one won one too.
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    The price of the big fan blew me away.
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    Re: punny things

    Nuns are usually really good people, but every convent has at least one with a bad habit
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    Re: punny things

    My DD is taking a soc class about comparing Eastern cultures to ours. Really things here were like there not so long ago I explained. My Nuns were 'covered head to toe, no hair ever showing and hands covered in church. Not such a different world a few decades back.

    Some people are like Slinkies.

    They aren't really good for anything,
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    Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.

    sorry for the repeat!
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    His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
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