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    Did you hear about the man who got his finger stuck in his computer? He was trying to insert his thumb drive.
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    Re: punny things

    The baker used dough nuts to fix his stand mixer
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    Lions don't have to worry about every little detail in life...just the mane thing.
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    The aftermath of that bear attack in the mountains was pretty grizzly.
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    Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
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    When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
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    I have taken it a pun myself to find a good pun!
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    I set my next dental appointment for Wednesday at tooth-hurty.
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    A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.
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    Today, nurses turn patients to prevent bedsores. In prehistoric days, nurses turned patients to prevent dinosaurs.
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    A single man wanted to buy the house, so the bank left him a loan.
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    When scissors were first invented, they were on the cutting edge.
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    An electrician is a bright spark who knows what's watt.
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    The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor.
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    When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.
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