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    Re: punny things

    A true friend thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
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    My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt
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    I didn't know which hammer to get, but I think I nailed it.
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    Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
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    Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted.
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    An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn't have enough band width.
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    Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee
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    The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney
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    Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.
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    The visitor was always the first to arrive because he did not want to be second guest by anyone
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    One minute I'm sure I want to buy a motorbike, the next minute I'm sure I don't want to. It's a vicious cycle
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    I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road.
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    Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
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    There's a new sport - leaping over rifles. It's called jumping the gun.
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    Re: punny things

    I am really pining for a fresh cut Frasier Fir for christmas
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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