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    Re: punny things

    New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.
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    Re: punny things

    The best thing about the government shutdown is that most of them are shutting up
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......

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    Being crushed by large objects can be very depressing
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    My father was a postal worker, a true male man!
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......

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    The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 1000 people under him.
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    When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.
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    a two-fer Thursday

    Yesterday a cow saved my life - it was bovine intervention

    His affection for her was more than a passion interest.
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    Oil executives are always using crude language.
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    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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    How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.
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    Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They're nothing special, just a bunch of dummies
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    Charles fell into the meat grinder. Now he's ground Chuck.
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    One ear of corn said to the other 'You're getting husky'
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    One witch spoke to another when she cauldron the phone.
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    Whenever the nurses have a bad day they just keep needling people.
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