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General Discussions Discuss punny things in the Community Center forums; Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble....
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    Re: punny things

    Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
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    Re: punny things

    Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches
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    Re: punny things

    The shaved grizzly couldn't bare to go outside.
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    The landscaper was looking to improve his portfolio. He was interested in hedge funds.
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    A tattle tale pig is a squealer.
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    oon after Sir Lancelot moved to Egypt he opened his very successful Used Camel Lot
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    I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.
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    When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
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    Gardeners always know the ground rules.
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    Re: punny things

    A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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    His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.
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    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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    This diet is wearing me thin.
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    Show me a piano thrown into an army trench, and I'll show you A-flat major
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    Some orchestra conductors make their mark in the world of opera. They were in the right aria at the right time.
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