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    Re: punny things

    The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
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    Re: punny things

    The man addicted to brake fluid said he could stop any time.
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    Re: punny things

    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna-fish.
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    If intervening was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.
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    Re: punny things

    A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
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    Re: punny things

    A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny
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    Re: punny things

    Pompous male bees are often known to drone on about themselves.
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    Re: punny things

    I was in need of a good laugh.... that wasn't it. (But I may have to remember that one)


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    Re: punny things

    Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
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    Where do rich people eat their poultry? The chicken wing.
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    Re: punny things

    She didn't like her masseuse, she rubbed her the wrong way.
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    They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren't kitten.
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    I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic
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    Re: punny things

    Hiya is a common greeting from a Tae Kwon Do master
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    Re: punny things

    Two electricians were in a race that went down to the wire.

    The barber did well at house breaking as he was good at cutting locks
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