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    I used to hate vegetables, but I finally decided to give peas a chance
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    You sound a little horse. Yeah, I feel a colt coming on.
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    Re: punny things

    The battle between Bigfoot and the Yeti was starting to get a bit hairy.....
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
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    A photographer taking pictures of golfers says 'watch the birdie'.
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    In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
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    My dog's gone because I spilled Spot remover on him.
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    I tried to grab fog... but I mist
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    After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest, he informed me that I would be seeing less of him
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    I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy
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    Hitch hiking is not a good rule of thumb.
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    Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
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    California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.
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    Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!
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    I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
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