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    Re: punny things

    I beat the eggs and I whip the cream, but the onion always makes me cry.
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    Re: punny things

    My friend lives by a cliff he's always telling me to drop over.
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    Re: punny things

    I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.
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    Re: punny things

    If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged.
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    Re: punny things

    The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
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    Re: punny things

    Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?
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    Re: punny things

    if you're alone and get too cold you might become ice-olated.

    Decimals have a point.

    Officer Jones takes his yearly bath every June. He is a characteristic example of a dirty cop.
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    Before Joe was hired as a short order cook they grilled him.
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    Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
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    Re: punny things

    After my friend entered a local biggest loser contest he informed me that I would be seeing less of him.
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    Re: punny things

    The man loved to play with kangaroos - he got a kick out of it.
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    Re: punny things

    You should lock up your wine in a cabernet.
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    Re: punny things

    A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement.
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    Re: punny things

    A cheese manufacturer located on the coastline was called Ocean Bries
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    Re: punny things

    The inventor of a hay baling machine made a bundle.
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