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    Re: punny things

    The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.
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    Re: punny things

    The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
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    He recommended the restaurant to me, and said he had no reservations.
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    For class schedules Yoga instructors are flexible.
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    the riot at Macy's was called a shopping maul.
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    I was able to get my boat hull shipped for free!
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    He recommended the restaurant to me, and said he had no reservations.
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    A six-foot-nine barber is a cut above the rest.
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    Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?
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    The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.
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    An FBI sketch artist is a bureau drawer.
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    There is only one way to open the door and that is the key.
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    The sign on the nudist camp said, 'Clothed 'til May'
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    I was going to start an Apathy Anonymous group, but why bother
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    I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.
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