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    Re: punny things

    Several carnivorous animals were eating the carcass but the king of beasts got the lion's share.
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    Re: punny things

    The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
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    Re: punny things

    Occasionally in the Caribbean there's a total calypso the sun.
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    Re: punny things

    When he fell in the wet concrete he left a bad impression
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    The church janitor was also the organist, and had to watch his keys and pews.
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    Those who polish cars so that they shine work in a buffer zone.
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    Re: punny things

    What did the revolutionary pigeon say at the secret meeting?


    Coup, coup.
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    Re: punny things

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships?
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    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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    Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be
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    The two desk lamps were considered to be social-lights, because they kept going out at night together.
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    I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me
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    I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
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    Re: punny things

    Backups are usually a good thing unless it's a sewer.
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