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General Discussions Discuss punny things in the Community Center forums; OK - I've got a whole slew of mathematical conversions ( pun versions?)... I'll post them here occasionally. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi...
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    Punny conversion #1

    OK - I've got a whole slew of mathematical conversions (punversions?)... I'll post them here occasionally.

    Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
    Last edited by Rocketeer; 08-29-2006 at 10:53 PM.

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    2000 pounds of Chinese soup = 1 Won ton
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    1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

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    The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

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    Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

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    Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong

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    Note to Brian - I'm (we're) missing your nightly pun!!

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    To make up for the days I missed.........

    It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!

    Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

    Old milkmaids never die, they just kick the bucket.

    Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.

    Nylons give women a run for their money.

    Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.
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    365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year

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    The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
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    Punny conversion #8

    Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

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