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    Re: punny things

    His business plan to manufacture scissors just didn't cut it.
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    Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
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    Jack sold a cow for some beans, came home to his mother, and spilled the beans.
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    The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip.
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    The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth
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    bonus for today

    Did you hear about the very old lady named Anne Teak?
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    The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
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    Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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    A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ''Are you the friar?'' he asks. ''No. I'm the chip monk,'' he replies
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    Her exam was on the human skeleton, so she decided to bone up.
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    Meetings - where we take minutes and waste hours
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    I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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    I went to buy some property with a hill on it, but it was a little steep.

    Making a torte is a piece of cake
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    Someone once accused me of stealing an old, rare, valuable stamp, and I philately denied it.
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    Re: punny things

    The old willow, having a mid life crisis, decided it was a great time to rediscover his roots.
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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