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    Re: punny things

    Many years ago I had this crazy idea about writing a novel about the Civil War but then suddenly it was all gone with the wind.
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    Re: punny things

    I'm very picky about my hair, so a strange barber just won't cut it.
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    Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
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    Re: punny things

    - The fisherman kept bragging about the big fish he caught, but he would not be very pacific about where he caught it

    -in a recession, the most secure job is garbage-man. Business is always picking up.

    -The date of the marathon was changed. She took it in stride.
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    Re: punny things

    If you take a razor to a grizzly cub, he will be a little bare
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    When longshoremen show up late for work they get docked.
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    Re: punny things

    * - A rock band set up on the exchange floor. They wanted to play the stock market.

    * - Royal chairs are rarely throne out.

    * - If an animal loses its tail it should shop at a retail store
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    * - Did Delaware her New Jersey? I don't know, Alaska.

    * - Monorail enthusiasts have a one track mind.
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    Re: punny things

    Before an airline changes a process they have to have a pilot project to find out if the idea will fly.
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    An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
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    Catatonic: Vitamin pills for the kitten
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    The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.
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    Re: punny things

    After several weeks, the railroad supervisor determined that the engineer could not be trained
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
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    Re: punny things

    When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
    We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
    - Walter Elias Disney (December 5, 1901 - December 15, 1966)


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