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    Re: punny things

    The first scientists who studied fog were mistified
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    As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'
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    When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
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    Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas
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    Re: punny things

    The old fir was cut down to become a Christmas Tree, leaving his friends pining for the good old days when he was there
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    Grills are a hot item
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    My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
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    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
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    The prospector didn't think his career would pan out
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    Musical composers can use lots of Note paper.
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    On organic farms they till it like it is
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    When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
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    When the elf and hobbit left the wizard, he became a bit short staffed.
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded.
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    If children were allowed to dig for coal, would they still be miners?
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