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    Re: punny things

    Henry perfected the Ford down to a T
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    Re: punny things

    People working in a feed mill are not interested in getting feedback.
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    Re: punny things

    Even though the bartender burned down the bar for the insurance money, he still found himself behind bars for a long time
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

    Looks like B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear are causin some kinda commotion downstream......


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    Marine biologists like to see a friend or sea anemone.
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    It's very rare to find a steak this well done by a medium.
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    It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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    If you've seen a pterodactyl, you've seen a dino soar!
    Howdy Partners! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train, and be sure to watch your kids! If any of you folks are wearing hats and glasses, best remove them, cause this here's the wildest ride in the weeeelderness!!!!!!

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    Re: punny things

    Small dogs with rich mistresses are often sitting in the lap of luxury.
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    She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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    The English gentleman could not play cribbage. You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
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    The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.
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    Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de tail
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    When the beekeeper moved into town, he created quite a buzz.
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    The accountant enjoyed the job, figuratively speaking
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    A man stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
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