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    Re: punny things

    His surgeon wanted to give him a free lobotomy saying, "think nothing of it".
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    Some musicians can be sharp, which is not natural.
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    The actors had one great movie after another. They were on a role.
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    The ultimate liquid measure is the supreme quart.
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    He threw butter out the window in order to see the butterfly.
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    The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
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    At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.
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    When the fog burns off it won't be mist.
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    If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip
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    I'm always breaking into song - I can never find the right key!
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    A podiatrist knows defeat.
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    Over the years elevators have had their fair share of ups and downs in terms of popularity, but thankfully the idea has not been shafted.
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    Two brothers collaborated on haunted stories, but one was a ghost writer.
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    The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.
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    The great chef put in much thyme while learning his craft in Amsterdam - he likes to call them his "Holland days"
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