Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.
An optometrist told his patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the patient. 'Must be the luck of the iris.'
A Half-Bath = 1 demijohn
The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out.
How Long is a Chinese man.
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
Given the old adage "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single
step", the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee
You give me the giggles.
“The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.”
1 million microphones = 1 phone
1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
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