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    turkeymama is offline Christmas Shopping Rules!
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    LOL! I must be tired!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz.

    Punny Conversion #9

    1000 aches = 1 megahurtz

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    Punny Conversion #10

    Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

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    Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.

    An optometrist told his patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the patient. 'Must be the luck of the iris.'
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    Punny Conversion #11

    A Half-Bath = 1 demijohn

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    The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out.

    How Long is a Chinese man.
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    Punny Conversion #12

    453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

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    Punny Conversion #49

    Given the old adage "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single
    step", the first step of a one-mile journey = 1 Milwaukee

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    You give me the giggles.

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    “The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.”
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    Punny Conversion #R

    1 million microphones = 1 phone

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    Punny Conversions #0.49

    1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone


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    Punny Conversions #?

    1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

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    Punny Conversion #3.1415926535897932384626433832795...

    365.25 days = 1 unicycle

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