“She quit her job as a stenographer as she hated being dictated to.”
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“She quit her job as a stenographer as she hated being dictated to.”
The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continue to improve-eyes.
The annoying dermatologist was beginning to get under my skin.
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
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That is it Rocketeer you are hearby banned :) from posting here! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocketeer
keep up the crazy stuff
I hope you're kidding - I've got a million of these!!! :sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerguy
You didn't quote my whole message, of course I am kidding. your last one was a real groaner :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocketeer
"Down With Gravity"!!
10 cards = 1 decacards
:heart2: :club: :diamond: :spade:
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
“Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.”
1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
I shouldn't admit this, but it took me a minute to get this one. :dizzy:Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerguy
btw, love the new avatar.
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Originally Posted by tiggerguy
double post
“My heart starts aiken when Clay sings.”