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    “She quit her job as a stenographer as she hated being dictated to.”
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    The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continue to improve-eyes.
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    The annoying dermatologist was beginning to get under my skin.
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    Punny Conversion #2k

    2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

    That is it Rocketeer you are hearby banned from posting here!

    keep up the crazy stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    That is it Rocketeer you are hearby banned from posting here!
    I hope you're kidding - I've got a million of these!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    I hope you're kidding - I've got a million of these!!!
    You didn't quote my whole message, of course I am kidding. your last one was a real groaner
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    Punny Conversion #52

    10 cards = 1 decacards


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    Punny Conversion #1kg

    1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

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    “Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.”
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    Punny Conversion #1000

    1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    “Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.”
    I shouldn't admit this, but it took me a minute to get this one.

    btw, love the new avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    “Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.”

    double post
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