1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed
A school bus driver started a new route at the beginning of the school year in a special bus decorated with Big Bird, Elmo, Ernie and Bert. At his first stop he opens the door to find an overweight little thing waiting for him.
"Good morning," he says. "What is your name?"
"I'm Patty," is the little girl's reply.
At the second stop a young man hops onto the bus carrying his shoes. "My name is Ross and my mommy says I'm special," is his announcement to the driver.
"Well Ross, why don't you have your shoes on?" the driver wants to know.
"Because I like to pick at the bunions on my feet," Ross informs him.
At the third stop, a timid girl gets onto the bus. This child is also overweight and after much coaxing the driver determines that she is also named Patty.
On his way to the next stop he is pondering the situation and says to himself......
"I bet I'm the only bus driver in town with two obese Pattys, special Ross picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."
Hey Tina - Too (two) funny! But please see post # 164 - Brian beat you to the punch(line)
At rifle competitions, the best team always wins by a long shot.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
He gave her a fork for Christmas because there is no tine like the present.
10 rations = 1 decoration
by the way, my name's not Tina.