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    “It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    “Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw? He was a tad Polish.”
    I just saw this one - yet another pun I'll have to try and remember!


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    Punny Conversions #1,000,000

    1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche


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    It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed
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    A school bus driver started a new route at the beginning of the school year in a special bus decorated with Big Bird, Elmo, Ernie and Bert. At his first stop he opens the door to find an overweight little thing waiting for him.

    "Good morning," he says. "What is your name?"

    "I'm Patty," is the little girl's reply.

    At the second stop a young man hops onto the bus carrying his shoes. "My name is Ross and my mommy says I'm special," is his announcement to the driver.

    "Well Ross, why don't you have your shoes on?" the driver wants to know.

    "Because I like to pick at the bunions on my feet," Ross informs him.

    At the third stop, a timid girl gets onto the bus. This child is also overweight and after much coaxing the driver determines that she is also named Patty.

    On his way to the next stop he is pondering the situation and says to himself......

    "I bet I'm the only bus driver in town with two obese Pattys, special Ross picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

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    Hey Tina - Too (two) funny! But please see post # 164 - Brian beat you to the punch(line)

    http://www.disneyworldtrivia.com/forums/showpost.php?p=300724&postcount=164


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    At rifle competitions, the best team always wins by a long shot.
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    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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    Punny Conversion #1T

    1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerguy View Post
    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    haha..i love this thread!

    He won't win the MVP or be voted into the Hall of Fame........then again, some heroes don't play games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    Hey Tina - Too (two) funny! But please see post # 164 - Brian beat you to the punch(line)

    http://www.disneyworldtrivia.com/forums/showpost.php?p=300724&postcount=164

    Well, shame on him!

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    He gave her a fork for Christmas because there is no tine like the present.
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    Punny Conversions #WD40

    10 rations = 1 decoration

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketeer View Post
    Hey Tina - Too (two) funny! But please see post # 164 - Brian beat you to the punch(line)



    Was this supposed to be punny?

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    Pssst......

    by the way, my name's not Tina.

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