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    In honor of our upcoming elections...


    100 Senators = Not 1 good decision


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    “Low carb diets really go against the grain.”
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    The diet industry enjoys a heavy bottom line.”
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    An abbey was in financial difficulties, and to increase its income the brothers decide to open a fish and chips business.

    One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a customer.

    When he opened the door the customer said, "Are you the fish fryer?"

    The brother said, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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    Has this one been posted yet??
    The Doctor's Drink

    A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

    One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

    The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri."

    "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."

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    The Doctor's Drink

    A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

    One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

    The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri."

    "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."
    YEAHHH WOO HOOO..lol..omg that one was AMAZING!

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    Secen days without soccer makes one weak hehehehehe

    He won't win the MVP or be voted into the Hall of Fame........then again, some heroes don't play games.

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    Not a Pun but Fun Anyway

    During a visit to the mental asylum,
    a visitor asked the Director what the
    criterion was which defined whether or
    not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
    bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
    and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
    her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
    "A normal person would use the bucket because
    it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
    the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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    I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
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