Punny Conversion #1,971

**Rocketeer** · 10-19-2006, 08:09 PM

In honor of our upcoming elections...

100 Senators = Not 1 good decision

**tiggerguy** · 10-20-2006, 07:09 PM

“Staying at the trendy, new hotel was the inn thing to do.”

**tiggerguy** · 10-30-2006, 11:16 AM

“Is Louis' Arm strong enough to play a trumpet?”

**tiggerguy** · 11-01-2006, 08:14 PM

“Low carb diets really go against the grain.”

**tiggerguy** · 11-02-2006, 07:43 AM

The diet industry enjoys a heavy bottom line.”

**tiggerguy** · 11-02-2006, 11:53 PM

An abbey was in financial difficulties, and to increase its income the brothers decide to open a fish and chips business.

One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a customer.

When he opened the door the customer said, "Are you the fish fryer?"

The brother said, "No, I'm the chip monk."

**Rocketeer** · 11-04-2006, 11:25 PM

Has this one been posted yet??
The Doctor's Drink

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri."

"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."

**tiggerguy** · 11-06-2006, 06:04 PM

“What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion.”

**disney fanatic** · 11-06-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Rocketeer

Has this one been posted yet??
The Doctor's Drink

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.

One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri."

"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."

YEAHHH WOO HOOO..lol..omg that one was AMAZING!

**disney fanatic** · 11-06-2006, 07:27 PM

Secen days without soccer makes one weak hehehehehe

**tiggerguy** · 11-08-2006, 11:49 PM

I was going to study the work of Sigmund Freud, but I was too Jung to understand it.”

**tiggerguy** · 11-10-2006, 07:09 PM

Meet me at the clothes line. That's where I hang out!”

**tiggerguy** · 11-22-2006, 07:09 PM

During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or
not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a
bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup
and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"