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    time to redeem myself!

    I had an acupuncture and it was a jab well done!

    I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg but i broke it off!

    Don't sweat petty things...and don't pet sweaty things

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    “A man changed a light bulb in the Empire state building and that was the highlight of his career.”
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    The man accidentally smashed his head through a window. He said it was a pane.
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    a french man robbed an art museum yesterday and took every paiting that it had. However, when he hopped in his getaway car, he only got to the next block before the van stopped and he was caught by the police. When asked why he didn't go any further, he replied:

    "I didn't have enough Monet to buy De Gas to make de Van Goh"
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    A little late, but...

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    A good pun is its own re-word.

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    Did you hear about the man who lost his left leg and arm in the car accident......they say hes all "right" now
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    Two American Football teams are on a tour of Europe and have a quiz to see which team can name most places in Holland. The game was won by a single Dutch Town.

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    One of my favorites...

    A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. Because he ate very little, he gradually became rather frail. Several days passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, he became known as the super-calloused,-fragile-mystic-plagued-with-halitosis.

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