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    “For every 45 I collected, I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records.”
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    just an observation

    In what other language do people play at a recital and recite at a play?

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    “I can't really see myself without eyes.”
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    I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.”
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    “To be a mountain climber one needs to be in peak condition.”
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    I have almost missed this thread! lol


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    A podiatrist knows defeat.”
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    When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
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    The enterprising photojournalist Craig decided to get the shot of the day by photographing the fearsome ghost host over at the haunted mansion.

    When he entered the mansion, armed with only his camera, the ghost decended upon him, moaning and wailing and clanking chains.

    "I mean no harm; I just want your photograph," Craig said bravely.

    Pleased at this chance to make headlines, the ghost posed for a number of shots, and the happy tourist rushed back home to get the photos developed.

    Unfortunately, they turned out to be so underexposed that nothing could be seen in them.

    He was distraught, and went over to Raglan Road to drown his sorrows. Meeting his friends there, they asked what was wrong. Not wanting to tell the whole story, he simply explained with a single sentence: ......

    "The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak."

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    Speaking of drills...

    Did you hear about the buck-tooth dentist?
    He only charged a dollar.

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    Why not take a break in the south of France? You've nothing Toulouse.
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    And in honor of all the cold weather here up north...

    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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    Great page of groaners, guys! Craig, the HM one
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