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    This old shoe is on its last leg
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    If everyone in the US drove a pink car, we would be a pink car nation.



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    I met some cult members who worshiped soup serving utensils. I said, "Oh ye of ladle faith".
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    HA

    You're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you exit the bathroom, but while you are in the bathroom European!



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    A man walked into a chimney store and asked 'How much for this one?'. The salesman replied 'It's on the house.
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    After the explosion at the pork factory, a manager was overheard saying, "I never sausage a mess!"



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    Old math profs never die -- they just use strange expressions.
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    Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.
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    The Jedi Knight traded in his light saber for a light dagger. He had gone over to the dirk side.
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    Gas companies cannot fuel all of the people all of the time.
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    I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.
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    Did you know that people tend to tell worse puns as they get older?
    That's why we call them groan-ups.


    p.s. Cute picture of yourself, Tiggerguy!! Must be from the early years.

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    A museum is a thing of the past.
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    The Junior NCO had sore wrists. The doctor said it was corporal tunnel syndrome.
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    Of course you know about the self-taught comedian who made a fool of himself.
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