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    oh my goodness... i was wondering where you were going with that. it's great! i vote for very (almost expertly) creative.
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    It took a bit to get there, but is was very good, definatly an A.
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    Over there is a resting pride of lions. This morning the adults went off hunting. They told the cubs not to wander away. However, a couple of small gnus came by, and the young lions could not resist the temptation to try out their own hunting skills. They ran out, chased after the gnus, killed them, and started eating them. Just as the cubs reached the end of their meal, the adults appeared. One of the cubs turned to the rest, and said: "That's the end of the gnus. Here again are the head lions.
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    LOVE the Epcot one Rocketeer...awesome job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vixen101485
    LOVE the Epcot one Rocketeer...awesome job.
    Thanks for the vote of confidence! If I get up enough courage (and time), I'll do another one - so look out!

    In the mean time...

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    Once upon a time, there was a fellow named Luke. An avid boating enthusiast, he finally purchased himself a craft of his own, and patriotically christened her The Fourth of July. He had invited his best buddy Opie to come over that fine day for her maiden voyage. As he waited for his friend, Luke relaxed on the deck and tucked into a sixer of beer.

    Opie was running a little late, due to an appointment he had for his wife with the obstetrician. The doctor, a fellow by the name of Juan, was actually Opie's second cousin, so he always gave him a good deal with his care plan.

    Now, Luke had been hittin' the brews pretty hard, and when he finally saw his pal Opie running down the pier towards the boat, he stood up to wave and call him on over. Six beers in him already, the rookie sailor's legs were in no shape to handle the roll of the boat under him, and he completely lost his balance. Arms pinwheeling, his hips bumped the side, and he began his short trip into the drink right there in front of the dock. Fortunately, Opie saw his predicament, and raced to the his friend's aid, catching him just in time to keep him safely on the boat.

    So you see, it was O.B. Juan's kin, Opie, who kept Luke from falling to the dock side of The Fourth.
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    When Kit Carson wasn't out exploring, he lived on a small farm. One day, the famous frontiersman decided to surprise his wife with eggs and fish for breakfast.

    Arising early, he went down to the henhouse and collected some fresh eggs. There were only six.

    On the way back, he stopped at the pond and landed a magnificient large-mouth bass. He wasn't sure how to carry everything---then he had an idea. He carefully dropped the eggs inside the fish and started for home. Suddenly, the Western hero found himself confronted by a mean, hungry looking wolf. Fearing that he might become a meal for the canine, he threw the bass aside and hurried up a nearby tree. From there, he watched as the wolf grabbed his fish, eggs and all, and ran off.

    When Carson got back home empty handed, he related the adventure to Mrs. Carson, who responded, saying, "You shouldn't have put all your eggs in one bass, Kit."

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