punny things

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 06-27-2007, 12:30 PM

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 06-27-2007, 12:34 PM

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

**tiggerguy** · 06-28-2007, 08:18 AM

The father who worked as a baker was a real breadwinner.

**tiggerguy** · 06-29-2007, 07:46 AM

Mickey Mouse gives some people Disney spells.

**tiggerguy** · 07-02-2007, 09:39 AM

We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck. It was no big deal.

**tiggerguy** · 07-03-2007, 07:58 AM

Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.

**tiggerguy** · 07-04-2007, 08:16 AM

My advanced geometry class is full of squares.

**tiggerguy** · 07-05-2007, 07:47 AM

Musicians in bed use sheet music.

**tiggerguy** · 07-06-2007, 07:52 AM

The psychic went out of business. I wonder if she saw that coming.

**tiggerguy** · 07-09-2007, 10:35 AM

A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.

**tiggerguy** · 07-10-2007, 08:06 AM

Execution with a noose causes a real hangover.

**tiggerguy** · 07-11-2007, 08:38 AM

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

**tiggerguy** · 07-12-2007, 08:09 AM

“I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.”

**tiggerguy** · 07-13-2007, 07:51 AM

The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data

**tiggerguy** · 07-16-2007, 10:33 AM

The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.