punny things

**tiggerguy** · 07-18-2007, 08:40 AM

Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.

**tiggerguy** · 07-19-2007, 08:13 AM

Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor"

**tiggerguy** · 07-20-2007, 07:56 AM

A telecommunications analyst in a boxing match knows when to ring the bell.

**tiggerguy** · 07-23-2007, 06:34 PM

Isn't it strange that Sitting Bull fought at Custer's Last Stand?

**tiggerguy** · 07-24-2007, 08:09 AM

In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.

**tiggerguy** · 07-25-2007, 06:18 PM

People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I'm accident prawn.

**tiggerguy** · 07-26-2007, 06:22 PM

Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.

**tiggerguy** · 07-27-2007, 08:21 AM

If you want to revisit the past, make sure you get back in time

**tiggerguy** · 07-30-2007, 10:20 AM

The boy swallowed a pillow, the hospital described his condition as comfortable.

**tiggerguy** · 07-31-2007, 09:48 AM

Vandalism is just a stone's throw away

**tiggerguy** · 08-01-2007, 08:02 AM

Worried about smog? Politicians aren't breathing easy yet.

**tiggerguy** · 08-02-2007, 08:00 AM

A cannibal's favourite game is 'swallow the leader'

**tiggerguy** · 08-03-2007, 08:09 AM

Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

**tiggerguy** · 08-06-2007, 10:51 AM

Eiffel in love in Paris.

**tiggerguy** · 08-07-2007, 07:57 AM

The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is "Donuts make my brown eyes blue.