punny things

[tiggerguy]

Dorothy's medical instructor was the Wizard of Gauze.

[tiggerguy]

One of these new shoes isn't right

[tiggerguy]

A pun is its own reword.

[tiggerguy]

Is it true that exits are on the way out?

[tiggerguy]

He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus. He was a plant.

[tiggerguy]

There's a new magnetic steam iron that makes your clothes attractive.

[Rocketeer]

The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.

[tiggerguy]

A blood-su cking arachnid from the moon would be a Luna tick.

[tiggerguy]

Those who play musical instruments for radio or TV have to stay tuned.

[tiggerguy]

The manicurist asked for finger tips after she had finished the job

[tiggerguy]

What did the minister say to the underdressed layman? "No shoes, no shirt, no service"

[tiggerguy]

Tinker Bell was arrested for being suspiciously high. But in the end she was only fined for glittering.

[tiggerguy]

A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye.

[tiggerguy]

The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.

[tiggerguy]

Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy, did loads of charity work and was always there to help? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue