punny things

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-26-2007, 09:00 AM

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-26-2007, 09:00 AM

One last one:

A will is a dead giveaway.

**SnwhtNdwrfs** · 09-26-2007, 09:01 AM

But I will leave you with one question:

If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?

**tiggerguy** · 09-27-2007, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs

But I will leave you with one question:

If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?

I think I did this as a random thought ages ago

**tiggerguy** · 09-27-2007, 08:34 AM

The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.

**tiggerguy** · 09-28-2007, 08:21 AM

The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.

**tiggerguy** · 10-02-2007, 08:04 AM

A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal.

**tiggerguy** · 10-03-2007, 08:33 AM

What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.

**tiggerguy** · 10-04-2007, 08:20 AM

Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.

**tiggerguy** · 10-05-2007, 08:02 AM

If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip.

**tiggerguy** · 10-08-2007, 10:18 AM

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

**tiggerguy** · 10-09-2007, 08:22 AM

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

**tiggerguy** · 10-10-2007, 08:08 AM

The invisible cows were herd but not seen.

**tiggerguy** · 10-11-2007, 08:35 AM

When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale.

**tiggerguy** · 10-12-2007, 08:13 AM

During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.