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    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.


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    One last one:

    A will is a dead giveaway.


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    But I will leave you with one question:

    If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SnwhtNdwrfs View Post
    But I will leave you with one question:

    If a clock is hungry, will it go back four seconds?
    I think I did this as a random thought ages ago
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    The manicurist went back to college to become a veterinarian. She was great at giving a pet a cure.
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    The other animals shunned the kangaroo. They treated him like a leaper.
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    A veterinarian knows how to make a dog heal.
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    What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.
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    Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.
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    If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip.
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    The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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    Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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    The invisible cows were herd but not seen.
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    When bottled water is cheap it's called a liquidation sale.
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    During an earthquake in California a bank went into default.
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