Hey Brian - sorry I haven't been around much... a bit too busy with life for my tastes.
I'm trying to ease back into the DWT.com scene gently, though.
Speaking of stink, how 'bout:
A very nervous man became an investments broker.
Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make his feet begin to sweat profusely.
It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.