punny things

[tiggerguy]

A man who wore lots of after-shave lotion was quite a pun-gent man.

[Rocketeer]

Hey Brian - sorry I haven't been around much... a bit too busy with life for my tastes.
I'm trying to ease back into the DWT.com scene gently, though.

Speaking of stink, how 'bout:


A very nervous man became an investments broker.

Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make his feet begin to sweat profusely.

It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.

[tiggerguy]

It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops.

[tiggerguy]

Where do rich people eat their poultry? The chicken wing.

[tiggerguy]

A spy who often worked from his basement bed was underground and undercover.

[tiggerguy]

'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'

[tiggerguy]

A little girl who was always talking was nicknamed 'little miss information'

[Veritas]

There is a food that never can take a stand on anything...A waffle

[Veritas]

Some one asked what kind of Colonel Colonel Sanders was, the andser "A full bird"

[tiggerguy]

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

[tiggerguy]

If you really are addicted to soccer, you should think of kicking the habit.

[tiggerguy]

The coffee around here is break fluid.

[tiggerguy]

Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.

[tiggerguy]

In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.

[tiggerguy]

I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down