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    A man who wore lots of after-shave lotion was quite a pun-gent man.
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    Hey Brian - sorry I haven't been around much... a bit too busy with life for my tastes.
    I'm trying to ease back into the DWT.com scene gently, though.

    Speaking of stink, how 'bout:


    A very nervous man became an investments broker.

    Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make his feet begin to sweat profusely.

    It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.

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    'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'
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