punny things

[tiggerguy]

A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney.

[tiggerguy]

I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.

[tiggerguy]

Have turkey and a pun on Thanksgiving

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

[Rocketeer]

I think there's a turkey in here somewhere...

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Ten-pun bowling

Employees of the local 10-pun bowling club have gone on STRIKE, leaving the management in diSPARE. Staff say they want to live life in the fast LANE, but have been treated like TURKEYs and left feeling PINned down. "Don't FENCE us in," said one, "or we'll SPLIT." Management say they're OPEN to discussion, but staff feel they're being pushed into the GUTTER like ALLEY cats.

[tiggerguy]

When the cougars got dangerous, the rangers went on a wildcat strike.

[tiggerguy]

When he stepped out into the dusk with his three brothers he had a sudden four-shadowing.

[tiggerguy]

Match makers like to strike up a light conversation.

[tiggerguy]

What do prize fighters do before and after work? Punch in and punch out.

[tiggerguy]

After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.

[tiggerguy]

A cyclist whose vehicle fell over a bridge had to wave bye cycle.

[tiggerguy]

I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.

[tiggerguy]

California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

[tiggerguy]

Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance

[tiggerguy]

A dermatologist's knowledge may only be skin deep.

[tiggerguy]

They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.